I mean, seriously. I've been bugging him to come out for ages, but I guess he's been too busy being totally awesome and having wild sex with lots of women. Finally, however, he must've had an opening in his schedule, because he decided to grace me with his presence.
He arrived fashionably late, and proceeded to charm everyone in sight. We all danced the night away, until Helen disappeared into a dark corner with some guy named Greg. I began to hit on a guy, but after I jokingly asked if he was gay, he replied, "Yes." I danced with him awkwardly for a while, but then decided that my time was better spent drinking diluted vodka. True story.
After I realised that I'd locked myself out of my room, we called the USBD to pick us up. I raced to Steers but, alas, they were closed. That made me sad.
The drug-sniffing dogs in the back of the security van were going crazy, so Angus decided to make friends with the guard in order to distract him, since he is so brilliant and always on the ball. *swoon* I was then driven to McDonald's (what a gentleman) where we watched some guys chug tomato sauce upside-down, which was also totally awesome. Helen and Greg met us there, and we made our way back to MetaNowhere (Angus's unmatched driving and parking skills left me in awe).
As we walked to the front door of the rez, we were attacked by ninjas with water balloons from Helm's Deep. Angus's superhuman reflexes caused him to emerge unscathed, but the experience left me wet. Also, I got water on me.
We raced past the security lady, who was so taken aback by this handsome example of manliness, that she kept on yelling, "Who is he?!" Angus kept on going, since he must be used to these kinds of comments.
He used his unmatched upper-body strength to transport an extra mattress to my room, even though I kept on insisting that it wasn't necessary, since mine was big enough for two. Him, being the gentlemen that he is made a comment about not taking advantage of my inebriated state, and then went to bed AND TOTALLY DIDN'T STEAL MY LAPTOP, NOR DID HE POST ANYTHING ON MY BLOG.
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